Friday, January 26, 2007

A Modest Proposal

Okay, let's just agree that I not take any finals. You, the professors, will in turn agree to just give me something slightly below average on the curve--slightly, mind you.

There are many advantages to this arrangement.

For me: I don't have to suffer through taking the test, and my grade will be higher than usual.

For you: You don't have to suffer through reading my test, yet you won't feel just terribly guilty just giving me, well, a gimme.

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