Wednesday, October 17, 2007

Today I Learned

That showing a picture of a necrotic bowel* without any warning is not a nice thing to do.

But it does get an audible response.

*I really like that I am getting to write bowel in the singular.

Monday, October 15, 2007

I also know that any lawsuit that includes the words "botulism outbreak" and "Texas Chili" in one sentence is one in which I do not want to be a defendant.

Sunday, October 14, 2007

Laveur de vitres

I Don't Know Much, But I Do Know That

If you burn a Glade strawberries & cream candle and a Glade apple & creamy custard candle at the same time, your room will smell like My Little Ponies.

At the moment, that might be the most I can ask for.

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

Such Snarkiness!

"As a large insurance carrier, Liberty is well aware of what providing a defense means."