I'm a little in love with FedEx-Kinko's, but when I called them three nights ago, they traumatized me, just a little bit. Or a lot.
"Happy Holidays from FedEx-Kinko's, this is F.E.K speaking!"
I nearly ran off the road.
Ever since I have had a deep and recurring desire to put up my Christmas tree the minute I get back home (which is Thursday.) And each time I get really confused because I start thinking, "Why the hell do I want to put the tree up already?"
Damn you, Fed-Ex Kinkos. Damn you.