Wednesday, November 21, 2007

PC Roadkill


So, what am I doing for Thanksgiving? Exactly what I want to be doing:
Sitting on my bed wrapped in an electric blanket and flannel PJs with an IcyHot patch on my far-too-well-read neck drinking a mixture of thick and rich chocolate milk, Bailey's Irish cream, and peppermint schnapps and watching The Rocky Horror Picture Show while my cat trots around with an artificial daisy in her mouth.
Frankly, at this stage in my life, turkey's not going to be able to compete.

2 comments:

Ann said...

Sounds like you had a great day! I knew I didn't have to feel sorry for you! And I didn't. In fact, I'm a little envious.

OsoDelSol said...

And tomorrow's schedule features apple cider donuts (that apparently practically disintegrate in your mouth)and maple pecan ice cream.

Personally, what I'm REALLY hoping for is some kind of goat-milking tutorial....