Sunday, November 25, 2007

Ignorance Would Be Bliss


I really wish I knew less about my upstairs neighbor. The best case scenario would be that he was quiet and unobtrustive, preferring to keep things private.


As it is, I happen to know that he barks while alone and has enthusiastic sex at about this time every Sunday.

6 comments:

Ann said...

Oh dear, who needs to know-- or HEAR-- that!

OsoDelSol said...

Yeah, I'm actually able to discern some of the finer points of what's going on up there. It's terrible. :-/

DanBuck said...

Is he alone on those Sundays?

OsoDelSol said...

Nope. In fact, I think there's a published rotation schedule out there somewhere.

I wonder when his girlfriend will find out....

poopsandwich said...

Sorry, I will try to keep it down this weekend...

OsoDelSol said...

My dear PS,

Thank you for keeping it down. I also hope, however that you still had a good time anyway. I'm just going to leave "good times" in vague terms and hope for the best interpretation.