Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Because We All Hate Spencer
I know I have no business watching The Hills after how I panned The Bachelor, but it connects with me on some cosmic level.
Anyway, I found a quote today that pleased me greatly:
"... Spencer of The Hills, who may be the most loathsome person in the 310 area code, a feat which takes some doing. I can't get into his crimes against humanity right now, because rage is bad for the complexion, but suffice it to say, if he were to wake up under the wheels of a speeding MTA bus, everyone who's ever watched The Hills would put down their Lean Pockets and applaud). This kind of behavior, parenthetically, is not doing mankind any favors, and by "mankind" I don't mean "humanity," I mean "dudes." Because watching Spencer's manipulative shenanigans (like, say, having two cells phones, only one of which his girlfriend is aware of) is not making America's young women sit up and say, "I have GOT to get me one of them," it is making them say, "Hmm. I don't know if I want to date anyone right now. " Ergo, I am pretty sure that when society eventually dies out and the human race is extinct, we would be able to trace its destruction back to Spencer except for how, unfortunately, we'll all be dead."