Here's a fun fact about me: I'm cripplingly OCD yet incredibly lazy. It's like Types A and B's love child.
I had been hoping to bring my outlines totally up-to-date by five o'clock today since tomorrow we leave for my grandparents' house. [FN1] Ha! No.
However, my administration of estates outline is 510 pages long. [FN2]
I need professional help.
[FN1] And may the good Lord help us all not to kill each other.
[FN2] For the uninitiated, outlines are the preferred method of studying for law students. Your very longest one ought to be no more than around 120 pages. EVER.